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MÖRKTOBER 5 - CAPE

IN WAY OF EXPLANATION - This series of MÖRKTOBER posts allows me to indulge world building revolving around my home-brewed CY_BORG setting, MALTA 213X. This one could have had some game mechanics thrown in, but that's me challenging all DMs to make do with what they get.

CAPE Crop

Punks and mercs of all genders and flavours, are you tired of getting spotted by your quarry and getting your shit kicked in as you do? Then what you need is an authentic, 100% guaranteed Disguise Cape! Crafted out of genuine OctoSkin™ recycled from army surplus ghillie suits employed in the Latin American conflicts of 211X, our Capes feature settings for both jungle and urban warfare (although good luck finding a jungle to fight in here in Malta!), and can adjust superbly for both daylight and nighttime conditions. Just make sure to stand still during the calibration process, as the nanofibers that make the OctoSkin™ need to first adjust to the surroundings before they map an accurate representation of your space.

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